Dire

"First person to compare me to a potato loses a foot."


Name: Dire
From: Divine Paranoia
Age: Young adult
Sex: Female
Species: Zalor Hybrid (call her a Selampotato and die)
Height: 2'0" at shoulder
Color: Black
Residence: The Abstract Destiny
Personality: Dire is definitely a creature born into the wrong body. Though by some people's unusual standards she is adorably cute in her stunted stubbiness, she is about as foul-tempered and black-hearted as they come. Anyone trying to call her cute or otherwise comment on her...unusual physique will find themselves with a two-foot-tall ball of angry teeth latched to their foot or paw, for despite her roly-poly look, Dire is somehow able to move incredibly fast when she needs to--and generally when no one is looking. Fantredala found her, somehow or another, and the daemonling seems to take a cruel pleasure in knowing she could change Dire into a less "offensive" form and refusing to do so. Dire has attempted to turn her vicious teeth on Fantre for this insult, but fortunately for Fantre, the half-daemon is even quicker and more elusive than Dire herself.
Abilities:
  • Leech: The ability to leech life from surrounding vegetation in order to heal.
  • Shadow Walk: The ability to move from place to place by traversing shadows.
  • Verbal Speech: The ability to speak aloud.

Pedigree
Brothers
1. Blair
2. Chip Selampotato
3. Kealing
4. Mithius Selampotato
5. Razzledazzle Selampotato
6. Yimi

Sisters
1. Rae Selampotato
2. Silica
3. Tiutiu Selampotato
Father
Unknown Zalor
Grandfather
Unknown
Great-grandfather
Unknown
Great-grandmother
Unknown
Grandmother
Unknown
Great-grandfather
Unknown
Great-grandmother
Unknown
Mother
Aisling Selampotato
Zalor/Selampotato
Grandfather
Sake Selampotato
Selampotato
Great-grandfather
Unknown
Great-grandmother
Unknown
Grandmother
Unknown Zalor
Great-grandfather
Unknown
Great-grandmother
Unknown

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